No, but I’m going to. Thanks.
I just thought everybody did this…
I make Sith force gestures
I’m a below average height male and on periodic occasion I don’t trigger the motion sensing ones and it’s awkward. Now I typically always just raise my arm and wave instinctively. Not quite jedi gestures, but eh.
And at stoplights, yes.
“You will turn green”
turns green
“Yeah, I’m a fuckin’ Jedi.”
“No you’re not. You just watched the light on the cross street.”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
My gestures, if I were to make them, would be more akin to Dr. Strange’s sling ring gestures, Tony Stark’s virtual desktop gestures, or John Anderton’s virtual desktop gestures.
Sometimes when I’m with my 5 and 3 year olds, yeah.
I’m more of a toaster magician 😅
I do it on elevator doors.
Hey man sorry to ask you this but can you put a good word in for me with your dad ?
I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.
If you’re driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.
I do it to the subway doors sometimes. At least once it made someone laugh pretty hard, which was nice.
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No. But when a door doesn’t open I always think of the Simpsons episode where Bart sold his sole to Milhouse.
