You should join us dorks at NonCrefibleDefense, as we sometimes refer to “our CIA contact”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Food alone? Varies, but around 1000-2000 EUR equivalent. Sometimes more, such as during holidays.

Family of 6, Norway.

Both dhcpd and bind supports failover.

If you want to have failover storage you might want to look into beegfs, as storage targets can be mirrored across hosts.

I keep spreading this advice, as si many people seem to not know: Store your superglue in the fridge, and you’ll actually get to finish the bottle. It prevents it from gluing itself shut.

Well it’s not fucking blank anymore then, is it??

Nrk.no, for the most part. It’s in norwegian, though

For starters, eggs should be put in already boiling water, as opposed to heating up the eggs and the water together. Otherwise the egg sticks to the white. If you have problems with eggs cracking while boiling, use a needle or a knife to poke a hole in the shell in the end that is the least pointy so that the air bubble inside has an escape.

I usually drop it in the table and roll it around just to get the entire shell to Crack. Then it should come off easily.

Joked?

Can confirm. I was working as an Uber driver at the time of the killing, and clearly remember delivering a pizza to a guy named Luigi and a surprisingly kinky fish-shaped sex toy to a guy with the username Gullible. They were both playing Stardew Valley.

(Because fuck imgur)

When nonviolence will result in more suffering

Pulse dialing (rotary phones)

Anything to distract from the fact that they’re a car company selling fewer and fewer cars.

I’ve been resolving them since the late 90s, no worries.

0. Because I’m old, crusty, and prefer software deployments in a similar manner.

Yup. Levels previously thought impossible.

I’m not legally required to tell you, but I can say this anyway: I did correctly identify some traffic lights earlier today, and I got over 80% correct and very few maimed pedestrians.

The white line. I drank a lot of that ages ago, and I have some specific sounds, smells, and other senses associated with it. I’m sure if I tasted it, a lot of specific memories would immediately trigger.

I wouldn’t, as managed switching is only a small subset of the managerial tasks I attend. I don’t manage individual switches as much as I manage production systems where managed switch management is only a minor component.

On that note, we actually use hubs in one particular place in these systems, and since I manage their installation and asset tracking, does this make them managed Ethernet hubs?