“Huh, mistrial? Why didn’t we think of that before…”, yeah, I chuckled when I saw that.

I have not. Should I have?

I really hope to see official declare a “war on porn”. Considering how terrorism and drugs won the previous two, I’m sure it’s gonna be a fun watch from the sidelines.

That’s exactly why I love following the court adventures of Alex Jones. Sometimes the lawyers tell him straight to his face “You lied to me”, other times official letters are written as politely as possible, but pretty much stating that AJ is an incompetent drunk who can’t be trusted to get even the basics right.

Source: Knowledge Fight podcast, all “Formulaic objections” episodes.

I will probably be onboard with this once I reach that age.
Childhood: No freedom.
Teens: Awkward.
20s: Freedom but broke.
30s: Responsibilities.
40s: This is where I’m at, and things have loosened up greatly to the point where I have time and money to do what I want.

Very much so

Ability to afford food and rent is a pretty big incentive.

The demolition and the general idea doesn’t bother me as much as the fact that we all know it’s gonna be filled with gold-colored tacky shit and other fugly crap.

Welcome to our not-so-secret society. A cult robe will be delivered via DHL shortly.

No tag in my recordkeeping (that’s usually a good thing), but I’ll have you know you’re at +19

I’m betting they’re fawning over someone dating someone older.

We’re officially friends now. Yay!

How many times are you gonna ask variations on this question?

Same, except it’s a 0.5L glass bottle. I didn’t know people needed to spray olive oil.

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Title character from the Dexter (+sequels and spinoffs) TV series. It’s seen a revival lately.

But at least he’s not dating someone much younger than him. I am OK with serial killers, but age gaps is where I draw the line.

Triceratops. The only thing wrong with rhinos are that they have too few horns and not enough armor plating.

Yeah, pretty close. I don’t have my PC available so I don’t know exactly, I just picked those values from a color picker website.

Ambiguous headline. Is he dead or not?