alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months agoIt's called attaining divinitysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square113fedilinkarrow-up1572arrow-down123
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minus-squareNateNate60@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up80arrow-down1·2 months agoASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards
minus-squareboonhet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up44·2 months agoOnce met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too. This was last year. In his defense though, he’s been retired for years, used to work as a professor.
minus-squareSylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79arrow-down1·2 months agoReal programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.
minus-squareEntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months agoREAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time
minus-squarePrunebutt@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 months agoThere’s an emacs-command to do that.
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·2 months agoNo, the emacs command is for the butterfly
minus-squarePrunebutt@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 months agoDang, I meant a neovim-Plugin
ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards
Once met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too.
This was last year. In his defense though, he’s been retired for years, used to work as a professor.
Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.
Back to the iron ages
REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time
There’s an emacs-command to do that.
No, the emacs command is for the butterfly
Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin
Emacs keybind?