Bear. I wanna bear hug, but not really.
Here we go again… /s
I give you that, they look fluffy.
I think those brains are the wrong way around
I came here to say this. If anyone’s interested, here’s unedited footage of a bear.
Oh god. I’m not strong enough to watch that again right now.
Human babies
Human adults
I’d agree but adults are not always cute. They actually rarely are
Honey Badger
Definitely polar bear. They look so cuddly but I would be terrified to even see one from afar.
Agreed. The death floof is one of the cutest things on the planet.
You don’t see them. You are on the ice and so are they. They hunker down and purposefully cover their nose with their paw when you look in their direction. When you look away, they creep closer until your head starts to turn again. They don’t want you don’t see the little black spot getting closer and closer. If you are lucky and looking around while you are out on the ice, you will see a little black spot disappear. If you do. GET OUT NOW. If the spot was big enough to notice, the bear is probably close enough to charge. I hope your snow machines are close and ready to go.
That makes me want to pet it so much more.
Especially when they have their baby with them and drink Coca-Cola Classic from a glass bottle.
Sloth. From what I’ve heard, they can move fast when they want to and will fuck people up with those claws. B
And they smile like fucking maniacs.
I got to meet a sloth at a an event sponsored by an animal preserve. They do seriously have murder claws.
Sloth Facts: despite their wicked claws, the sloth’s primary defence is to be unappetizing. They’re so sedentary that algae grows on them, which makes them smell and taste bad to predators in addition to not being particularly nutritious.
Every few days, a sloth might leave the tree to defecate. This is because while predators might not be particularly interested in eating them, if their droppings fall on a jaguar it might be pissed enough to climb a tree and settle accounts.
Bats. Some species really look like adorable little sky kittens. But they are also significant disease carriers, ranging from rabies to ebola. Bats themselves have evolved to be immune to things that can kill us and other animals.
It’s why you should never, EVER touch a bat. Just don’t.
Giant anteater
What terrifies you about them?
I take it you’ve not seen Kingdom Hospital
Maybe it’s the claws strong enough to rip concrete apart.
Fair enough.
A jaguar? The fastest land animal got killed by the animal equivalent of a camping table? For shame.
Fastest land animal is the cheetah, which is at home in Africa.
The jaguar is a South American mammal, just like the giant anteater. And dude…
Between 2010 and 2012, two hunters were killed by giant anteaters in Brazil
Those huge claws are incredibly sharp and attached to arms… again, strong enough to tear concrete apart. Carl has a good video on it.
Ohh. Yeah, you’re right, thanks.
Raccoon
Beaver. If you know, you know.
I don’t know.
They can bite off your limbs. They don’t seem to be picky about which ones.
I forgot that I saw that bit, thanks for dusting off a fuckton of neuron cobwebs.
Edit: sidenote, while looking at the thread, at first I could have sworn your username was ToilToBeaver. I was about to put a c/beetlejuicing tag in there.
There are some very cute cobras.
WATCH A VIDEO OF SNAKES DRINKING WATER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Tiger
A wild haggis.
Aye lethal little beasties.
Nothing more dangerous than a female haggis guarding her neeps.
a brown- or polar bear
A dog probably.
The Blue Ringed Octopus is a cutie. Tiny little guy, you could just scoop up with your hand… has one of the most potent toxins on earth, and there is no antidote.
