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minus-squaremagikmw@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down1·2 months agoBut then postgres is basically an OS at this point, enough to compete with emacs for meme potential. And I say that as a happy postgres user.
minus-squaremousetail@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoPostgreSQL can even run WebAssembly (with an extension)
minus-squareNegativeNull@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49arrow-down1·2 months agoWait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :) https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56
minus-squarePumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoSounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!
minus-squareevatronic@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 months agoMy principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions. I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoClassically, a lot of RDBMSen are. MySQL held back for the most part, though it’s not necessarily better for it.
But then postgres is basically an OS at this point, enough to compete with emacs for meme potential. And I say that as a happy postgres user.
PostgreSQL can even run WebAssembly (with an extension)
Wait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :)
https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56
Sounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!
My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.
I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”
Classically, a lot of RDBMSen are. MySQL held back for the most part, though it’s not necessarily better for it.