Sleeping.
Alone time 😉
Inciting the revolution.
Generating world peace.
The world would become a better place, and no one would be able to trace it back to me. I get to live in a warless world and still have my privacy.
A lot of people would argue Jesus did that historically. Or maybe Buddha. Obviously they were famous though.
Jesus made sure EVERYONE knew
Jesus explained a special equilateral triangle shape and its internal geometries, mainly group theory. It has an identity where if you imagine rotating it by 120 degrees, there’s no change in position afterwards. He said there were 3 important things you should know and they were all equal and in a way identical; they perfectly related to each other.
Ah yes… My favorite gospel
It’s the Bible codes, which you might not believe in or care about. To have an idea like that, which people still believed in and would easily spread across the world, he needed to understand about mathematical geometries. To do this, he spent most of his life studying. It was a form of logic he used to say things that were hard to disagree with.
In spirit, maybe. :-)
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Shitting the stinkiest shit in the world…
Embezzling money
Being unnoticeable
Making people laugh. They’ll keep thinking there’s someone funnier but they’ll be wrong.
computer programmer
Time to contribute great code to tons of open source projects, completely anonymously of course.
exactly
Life. Nobody would ever figure it out. They might think/say “he’s got the best life”, but who would think “he’s the best at life”.
Masturbating.
Writer. Publish under a pseudonym. ;)
Nobody’s claimed stock investing yet, I’ll take that one.
Paying off people’s mortgages in full.