I think Vance’s problem is that he has no defense for anyone’s claims. You can claim ANYTHING about Vance, true or not, and people are like, “Yeah, I see it.”
My mom had JD Vance as a student in Ohio. He kept 3 of his pet frogs in his underwear during the day and no one knew why.
I think Vance’s problem is that he has no defense for anyone’s claims. You can claim ANYTHING about Vance, true or not, and people are like, “Yeah, I see it.”
My mom had JD Vance as a student in Ohio. He kept 3 of his pet frogs in his underwear during the day and no one knew why.
See?
That makes total sense. I just hope he took them out when he had carnal relations with the settee.
No, he wanted to be able to claim he’d been in “orgies”.
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I ate the onion on that statement, good on ya
Where’d he keep the rest of them?
In the couch to keep them moist.
You had to use the “m” word, huh? 😝
In the underwear ? What ?
Technically, ladies underwear, but I don’t judge.
The real comments are in the comments
AP can’t prove he didn’t keep pet frogs in his underwear.
And they were unable to find the frogs for comment.
They probably croaked at this point.
Have they checked in the couch?
Just look at the guy y’know
I heard they were tadpoles but came out frogs. So they were in there for a while.
I think Vance’s problem is he’s super weird
yea, i see it
did you enjoy the visualization?
no
I heard he liked the extra couch friction gained from the frog warts.
His own party made racist jokes about his wife being Indian and this guy is like, “Yeah she’s not white.”
Wtf.
I would have taken any other answer, even the Will Smith slap. Jeez this fucking guy.
How many pet frogs did he had?
Normal amount.
Well, enough to keep three in his underwear.