ModerateImprovement@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 5 months agoConservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.stateline.orgexternal-linkmessage-square177fedilinkarrow-up1539arrow-down16
arrow-up1533arrow-down1external-linkConservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.stateline.orgModerateImprovement@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square177fedilink
minus-squareGranbo's Holy Hotrod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51arrow-down1·5 months agoI have about a million pre-people in this tissue. Can I get a tax break?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·5 months agoEvery time you masturbate, God kills a kitten you go to prison for mass murder.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up3·5 months agoHmmm. Who gets the mass murder charge for all the sperm after sex?? Just kidding, this is America. The woman gets charged.
minus-squareJaymesRS@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoI miss the internet of the era of Domo-kun memes.
minus-squaretobogganablaze@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoLife begins at ejaculation!
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-25 months agoOn the one hand: ew. Also, how does anyone know enough to put up an actual sign? On the other: Now they’re just advertising this as an option. According to the sign, as long as you’re clocked out, you’re g2g. On both hands: Make sure you clock out first.
minus-squareMuun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoThis was probably written and printed off by an employee as a joke… and it’s really funny.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoYes! If your net worth is over $100M, that is.
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·5 months agoFucking mega-Hitler over here asking for a donation. How do you live with yourself for killing so many millions of people of young age?
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 months agoWait til you hear about the Cronus wannabes swallowing them all whole! Despicable.
I have about a million pre-people in this tissue. Can I get a tax break?
Every time you masturbate,
God kills a kittenyou go to prison for mass murder.Hmmm. Who gets the mass murder charge for all the sperm after sex??
Just kidding, this is America. The woman gets charged.
I miss the internet of the era of Domo-kun memes.
Life begins at ejaculation!
Just do it on your own time.
On the one hand: ew. Also, how does anyone know enough to put up an actual sign?
On the other: Now they’re just advertising this as an option. According to the sign, as long as you’re clocked out, you’re g2g.
On both hands: Make sure you clock out first.
This was probably written and printed off by an employee as a joke… and it’s really funny.
Yes! If your net worth is over $100M, that is.
Fucking mega-Hitler over here asking for a donation.
How do you live with yourself for killing so many millions of people of young age?
Wait til you hear about the Cronus wannabes swallowing them all whole! Despicable.