Surely it can’t be that dumb?
“I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”
Ok, it’s that dumb.
Doing a great job of not being weird.
It’s not dumbness, it’s cravenness. He’s saying things he thinks MAGA-bros like to hear. “Yeah brother, high-five! Burn those libs!”
Also the subtext here is that Jeff Bridges isn’t manly. I don’t think there’s a cure for that level of delusion.
I was talking with some scientists who told me that a mere touch on the hand from Jeff Bridges not only impregnates a woman, but also transitions her into a man.
I wake up each morning hairless, then I look into the mirror and speak the name Jeff Bridges three times. Instantly I’m transformed into a kind of human carpet covered from head to toe in three whole feet of man fur.
And each morning you really tie the bathroom together!
Fuck I could have saved so much money!
(It’s bullshit anyway, my entire congressional delegation was women I voted for at one point, and I still had to get hrt)
Top weird for the week, so far. Is weird now a Republican team sport or are they trying to out weird each other?
So there is a way to change your gender!
And it’s so easy too!
voter suppression intensifies
That was basically my reaction reading this. I was like “okay, I’m not posting this one, it’s obviously exaggerated… actually, it’s not exaggerated at all”
“The scientists” as if they are one fucking entity.
Okay, now THAT IS WEIRD. Are Republicans the GOAT of weird, or what?
That’s fucking weird lol
…Says the guy who appears on TV wearing makeup, with sculpted hair, and with manicured nails. Whatever dude.
To be clear: I don’t think there’s anything wrong with guys having any of the things I just mentioned. Not my personal thing, but if you are a guy who likes them then more power to you. But according to Fox News, none of those things are ‘manly’. So the hypocrisy of this clown is palpable.
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Do I get a pair of traveling pants at the voting booth?
Dude needs to look into who Margaret Thatcher was and her politics. See how much that gums up his brain gears, because, even outside the fact she was a woman, she was a conservative’s ultimate fantasy.
To give three things off the top of my head that might make modern Cons sour on her: She accepted the science on climate change, wanted the UK in the EU, and ceased arms sales to Israel in 1982 due to the invasion of Lebanon.
She’s not culture wars enough for them, even if she was economically ruinous, just as they desire.
What they really want is a Thatcher Mechagodzilla who spouts all the culture wars lines they want, has huge stomping feet that kill poor people, and fires detransitioning lasers from its eyes. It can also be AI powered and take away the need for any thinking or education at all.
Not all con states want to secede from the union, but then again they’re not islands, so that one’s hard to gauge.
Also, most con politicians here were very invested in remaining in Europe right up until we weren’t. The promise of a referendum was a hail Mary to try to win the votes of a particular contingent of voters. They got the votes, but never expected the referendum to go the way it did. Leopard, meet face.
Now they’re having to pretend it was the intention all along. Make the best of it, etc.
There’s also an argument to be made that her stance on climate change was entirely because of the desire to hurt the workers of the fossil fuel industry, especially one in particular, which outweighed all other priorities.
The Israel thing I don’t know too much about, but I can be virtually certain it wasn’t about protecting the people of Lebanon from a bully.
What a fucking wierdo.
When you are too nuts for Jeanine Pirro you are too nuts
Oh, it depends who you’re nuts against. I bet it’s much easier to piss her off with rhetoric that targets what she considers to be her achievements specifically.
this is guy is criminally dumb
Very similar to the mindset of: if you don’t drive a pickup truck you are a homosexual
That’s the little first domino in the meme, at least. Then it works up to something like allowing homosexuals to exist, and suffering the presence of their supporters for that matter, also makes you a homosexual.
I don’t drive a pick up and I’m gay. Must be true!!!
TIL I’m a transwoman.
Congratulations!!! 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉
Thanks, I guess. Shame I can’t compete in the olympics or read books to children any more though.
Ok, but:
All the dick pics you ever wanted, gratis
People stop listening to you in meetings
Boobs
I already get all the dick pics I want: 0.
Boobs is a damn fine argument, though. It’s hard to consider other options when they are on the table.
No, no… The boobs aren’t on the table. They’re on you.
You haven’t even considered the public bathroom situation yet.
Good point. I’m so used to using unisex bathrooms at home…
Same. Happened in 2016 when I voted for Clinton, evidently.
Strange that these weirdos never tried this (idiotic) tactic back then…
Wow, those people are indeed weird.
Do it. Become women. Bring your cat and join the coven of our eternal sisterhood!
I was promised broomstick flights
Oh broomsticks are outdated. Try barbells!
But I already have a child and I’m allergic to cats!
(I’ll take the risk and vote for Harris anyway though.)
Toads are fin too. I don’t see how having a child is an issue either.
Can’t be a childless cat lady if I have a kid and don’t have any cats.
I have two dogs though.
You don’t have to be childless to be a witch. In truth, you don’t even have to be a woman to be a witch.
Very true.
I’d rather identify as a woman than whatever he thinks a man is.
Well it’s obvious, a man is someone who votes for a male.
It’s why there is not one female Trump supporter.
Any woman who supports trump is a man.
That would explain ton about the governor of Arkansas.
