I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
Gotta unload
Gotta pack a bowl
Gotta flush a bowl
Gotta pay homage to the porcelain gods…
i say “gotta go log out”
i do freelance work with technology, and the clients think i am going to do something work related and technical.
When I’m hanging out with the lads I like to announce that I’m going for an [insert friend’s name] out of my [insert other friend’s name].
I’ve gotta push a Steve out of my Bradley.
I need to see a man about a horse
“I gotta see a man about a horse” Cowboy Curtis used this one on Pee Wee’s Playhouse
Desperate need of a haircut!
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/06/1196550688/best-of-car-talk-draft-01-06-2024
Ummm…
What does this have anything to do with the price of weed in Colorado?
Did wires get crossed somewhere? Your post was about names for taking a shit. The link is to an episode of Car Talk.
Gotta run, I’m groundhogging!
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“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”
Gotta make room for dinner
“I’ll be right back, gotta check if the bathroom still works”
Time for the most productive part of my day
Bust a mess.
Do a real paint job.
I’m off to strain the spuds.
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
(the cleveland browns are an american football team)
Art? Art Model???
leads the charge of Clevelanders with pitchforks and torches
