Shit

My buddy makes this for his Superbowl parties, it’s the main reason I go since I’m not into football

This guy boobs

Because everyone likes titties

I just realized this is based on the William S. Burroughs book.

But my eggs…

Never, sadly

Ha ha!

Yeah but now it’s just tomorrow

Here we go folks, welcome to the hellscape that is the new America

They weren’t that critical of Trump in the first place

But I thought Trump was gonna protect women.

Looks like a phone, nothing striking about it

More of a rock hammer than a regular hammer

He never pulls out. Ask Trump.

Russian officials? Fuck those guys

Old outta shape boxer can’t beat a young guy and Rogan is surprised?

Russian finally won the cold war

Because we let him

And they were all democrats