My bestie broke both of his arms and wrists two days ago. He’s in his 20s, a gamer, has a pregnant wife and a young kid. Any ideas for gifts I can get to cheer him up? He’ll have no use of his arms for 3 months.
Already got a bidet for him and hooked it up. Looking into accessible gaming controllers, but he said that the pain is so bad rn that even alternative controllers are probably a no go.
Jerk your buddy off for him since he can’t do that right now
Reddit is leaking, lol
Shhh. It’s not like our first thought was “flashlight”
Than one day he had an accident, they had to amputate his arms – and he was sad that day. Yes he was sad that day. He can’t surf, he can’t skate and he sure can’t masturbate no more.
Nothing says you care like a no-homo handie.
OP never said they were a man. Maybe it’s a no-hetero handie.
OP is obviously a man or else they would be asking how to support the pregnant wife.
Let’s maybe just leave that to his wife. Or his mother.
A bro-job, for good measure