Groke - An old Scots word that refers to someone who stares at you while you eat, in the hope that you’ll share your meal with them.
https://www.scotsman.com/arts-and-culture/scottish-word-of-the-week-groke-1531300
Gods, she’s gorgeous
Saluki?
Saluki!
Salukis are just so beatiful. My parents have one named Anya.
Damn, she’s extra fuzzy!
Our St. Bernard Rosie does this too. But she can’t have it as she’s allergic to chicken.
The snoot droops
weirdly, she kind of looks like a dog made of chicken
“But look what a dainty lady I am! Therefore, I am deserving of delicious chicken treats!”
Well now I’m eating chicken
I was going to go with “Ergo: I’m eating chicken.”
But I like your phrasing better.
Cause you ain’t sharing
Well now I’m just imagining Mike Tysons Punch-Out. Except instead of replacing Mike Tyson with Mr Sandman, they replace him with the devil.
🥺 👉👈
“M-may I have some, too, please?”
