The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.
Baldur’s Gate 3, I probably would be praising The Absolute.
Meanwhile me attempting the late game swoop on Mystra because Gale somehow managed to fuck up being the personal booty calls of one of the most powerful gods of the realm
Phantasy Star Online? I’d be in great shape! I could essentially play that game indefinitely.
dam, I loved that game on the Dreamcast, the colors and the music. The small room aspect was fine because dam that game was something special when it was new.
No no no, I’d rather not be a three dimensional human in the world of Paper Mario. Bro turns into airplanes and boats. If they fold me like that, I’m in for a painful and uncharacteristic death in that game.
Pokemon Go. I would be running from Pokemon I guess. Not too bad as for now I do have some resources, and the map is pretty good so everything would be where it is now.
I’m playing Scorn right now. Fuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat
I played PlateUp. I guess I’m doomed to continually start a restaurant, only for it to fail as soon as one single person is unsatisfied.
Elden Ring. Welp, at least I guess i revive on death now?
Vagabond: Create a random Tarot card when a hand is played while you have 4$ or less.
I doubt I would even be bought from the shop most times. Unless I’m the player and not the most applicable joker, then having actual interest on 10$ might be a better life.
Last game I played was astrodle, more or less an idle/clicker game but there is an end in which you become a god/goddess. Soooo I think I’d do fantastic!
Team Fortress Two. If I’m anywhere near the game’s main locations, I’m dead. If I’m not… it’s basically Earth. If I could get my hands on a medi-gun I’d be set.
Brick breaker.
Football Manager. I would be fired, but everything else would stay the same.
Lately, I have little time so the only thing I play is smash bros with my wife when she wants to. I would not fare well as “squishy desk worker man”
Sudoku?
(I’m an old)
Rainworld. Yeah i’m screwed.
