Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agoDisturber of the peacefiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1512arrow-down15
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minus-squareOpenStars@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 months agoI mean… in fairness, it wasn’t going to last. So since their war-virginity was about to be stolen from them anyway, he made sure to get in there first, for his own benefit:-).
minus-squareFeydaikin@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThat’s what Tolkien told us anyway.
minus-squareOpenStars@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months ago OMG I could barely get this message out I was rotfl so hard…
minus-square5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoWar virginity sounds like something movie Gimli would say to the wood elf
I mean… in fairness, it wasn’t going to last.
So since their war-virginity was about to be stolen from them anyway, he made sure to get in there first, for his own benefit:-).
That’s what Tolkien told us anyway.
OMG I could barely get this message out I was rotfl so hard…
And theirs!
War virginity sounds like something movie Gimli would say to the wood elf