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minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up192·2 days ago“please don’t fuck over the american people and shut down the government, in a short sighted gotcha because that would ruin my long-term plans to fuck over the american people.” -Bitch McConnell
minus-squareJesusSon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·2 days agoThat’s Moscow Bitch McConnell to you buddy
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoMoscow’s bitch McConnel can fuck off to that village the got for american expats. You know. The one right next to the front lines.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoThe one that somehow, in a way that only Minecraft and Escher could pull off, is only stairs and high windows?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI mean… I wouldn’t trust the construction… (or anything else. I’d just assume that anyone who took that offer would be off to the war in ukraine.)
minus-squareravhall@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoIt’s weird how all the Republicans have the same first and middle name
minus-squareRunningInRVA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57·2 days agoHis long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.
minus-squareRunningInRVA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 days agoDoes he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoPeople like that? Always scheming. Always.
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·2 days agoHe freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.
minus-squareDogPeePoo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoHe was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoNot if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
minus-squareMegaUltraChicken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoHow are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz’s beard?
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoDoes he even have long term plans? After his little “episodes”… last year? God, time is weird now.
“please don’t fuck over the american people and shut down the government, in a short sighted gotcha because that would ruin my long-term plans to fuck over the american people.”
-Bitch McConnell
That’s Moscow Bitch McConnell to you buddy
Moscow’s bitch McConnel can fuck off to that village the got for american expats. You know. The one right next to the front lines.
The one that somehow, in a way that only Minecraft and Escher could pull off, is only stairs and high windows?
I mean… I wouldn’t trust the construction…
(or anything else. I’d just assume that anyone who took that offer would be off to the war in ukraine.)
It’s weird how all the Republicans have the same first and middle name
His long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.
He still has more!
Does he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.
People like that?
Always scheming. Always.
He freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.
He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
How are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz’s beard?
Does he even have long term plans? After his little “episodes”… last year? God, time is weird now.
An explanation. Maybe