HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square164fedilinkarrow-up1563arrow-down124
arrow-up1539arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square164fedilink
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoWhy did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoHe wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoOnly someone who is omniscient could know that. Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoIt’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYou are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoBeing confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
minus-squareɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI’m sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don’t do organized religion.
Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
He wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
Only someone who is omniscient could know that.
Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
It’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
You are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
All I have is Moo Deng coin.
Maybe it was a consent thing?
Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
I’m sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don’t do organized religion.