Oops. Tied for first!
I’m rocking in a hammock in my backyard, while the portal solar panel I got for camping charges my bike battery. The sun is definitely the most useful thing right now, giving me next week’s commute!
I’m in my car so, probably my car.
A car is the least useful thing in any setting.
If you’re in the car, does the car really count as inside itself?
🤷 I guess everything that’s inside the outside is inside.
Deep
My glasses, my eyes are completely fucked so I really can’t do anything without them.
Nah there are studies that show that if you go blind suddenly you will start to learn decent echolocation within a few hours, meaning in a room they’ve never been in they can use a clicker and not walk into things. You can already do it you just haven’t ever done it consciously. It’s your phone.
Honey, daredevil comics aren’t studies.
One time I was on mushrooms and used echolocation to clear my garage of axe murderers
Toothbrush
Probably the ladder with 6 rungs, about 2m long.
Me!
The bidet.
This guys bidet.
These guys bidet
Depends what you want to do.
Want to sit? The chairs. Want to see? The lights. Want to not fall under the building? The floor. Want to get out? The door. Want to swim? The pool. Want to get out of the pool? The ladder. Want to get changed? The changing room. Want to warm the room? The heater.
Me
Me too!
Depends on purpose. We’re complex creatures. Sometimes we need food. Sometimes we need to stay warm. sometimes we need to battle the dark thoughts in our head.
Antibiotics.
The tap, it generates water out of the void
What you’re tapping is another universe. They’re wondering where their water is disappearing to.
I’m cleaning my basement, so I’m surrounded by tools, warm winter clothes and blankets, and bicycles.
But probably the smartphone in my hand.
My laptop & phone