I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
Without wanting to ruffle anyone’s feathers, I will submit queef, which would be worth a chuckle even if it held no meaning
It’s funny that quaff is spelled similarly, but has a completely different vibe to it. The two don’t mix at all.
Well, unless you’re into quaffing queefs, I’m not here to judge.
Once I quaffed a queef, inhaled a clunge that had beefed, I just belched for relief and resumed the great feat
This is art! Bravo!
I only really come here to say such things. Megustalations
Moob.
Hehe, moobies
Funt. Looks horrendously rude, resembles two terrible English words, but is completely without meaning in and of itself. Unless you let UrbanDictionary tell you that it’s the combination of those two words anyway.
It’s also the noise things make when launched out of a tube by compressed air, if not the noise made by lighting gases in a test tube, both of which are highly entertaining.
The spelling “phoont” may be preferable.
I know exactly what you mean with the air-tube. In video games it’s the stock grenade launcher sound effect.
I spell it “fwump.” It’s funny that we’re probably thinking of the exact same sound and have different ways to express it
pink
Not the color. The sound of something tiny-yet-structurally-significant snapping under pressure; juuuuust before the most chaotic gosh-damned thing you’ve ever seen in your life happens. Car accidents, roller coaster failures, towers collapsing (not those ones) - it’s pretty much always preceded by a tiny little pink
Bonk
Cunk
Are you a fan of Philomena? Cunk on Earth was pretty great
I liked her talking about her mate Paul getting dosed with LSD and threatened with a screwdriver
Bloop
“Bloop” is associated pretty strongly with Slime Rancher for me. It’s the noise of happy slimes
I am entirely ignorant. What is Slime Rancher?
It’s a cozy video game about raising slimes. You explore a strange planet with its mysteries, while also sucking up slimes with your vacuum gun. Slimes can be bred with other varieties, and ultimately you have to feed them to harvest their ‘plorts’ (another funny word), which are their droppings which are for some reason valuable.
It’s one of my wife’s favorite games. The slimes just look so stupid and happy that it’s hard not to smile when you’re yeeting them around on your ranch.
Hmmm. I’m pretty sure I play this game everyday. After all, I’m raising slime in my bathtub.
Shunt.
I like this one because it sounds dirty and it’s not
Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.
Have you ever used Shlorp as a verb? I feel it paints a particular picture
Yes, almost exclusively in the context of dogs shlorping up water from their bowl.
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
*gets water all over the floor, again…
Shart
Gotta love a portmanteau.
Do you think you could say this on network TV? It’s origin is definitely a curse word, but somehow I feel like this would get a pass.
poot
Came here to say “poot.” Truly, a refined and sophisticated selection, well done.
Have you ever read My Teacher Flunked The Planet? There’s a little slug creature thing called a poot in that book. I love it
My dad spends a lot of time doodling, and sooner or later he ends up with a man farting a big ‘poot’ cloud
Plung.
Is there a deeper meaning behind this one? It sounds fun
Years ago, Electric utility badly mangled a friend’s last name. That’s what was on his bill. He never corrected it. It’s pronounced like “plug” but with an “n.”
Feels like it should be in the dictionary, under some sort of insult.
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👆🏼Plung.
I forgot where I was lol
Boop!
dude
duuuuude!
Stank.
The dank rank of crank stank ranks poorly with focus groups
