“Please leave on your own so we don’t have to fire you and give you severance”
Cloud hosting business insists its staff need to be onprem.
Hilarious right? It should be the other way around. Stop giving these people business.
That was the point all along.
I thought that was obvious
Probably. But I don’t think he realizes it’s obvious.
Just go to the office, look for jobs while there, and do a half ass job at work until they fire you.
It’s the American way
“Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, I use the side door…that way Lumbergh can’t see me, after that I sorta space out for an hour.”
“Uhh, space out?”
“Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”
Disappointed not to find a guillotine emoji in my phone for this
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