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minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·1 month agoLiberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down1·1 month agoToo bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members. Red states don’t have shit.
minus-squareNollij@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoAs the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·1 month agoThey have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoAre you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoI’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoThat checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoWhat was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
minus-squareArcher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoIf the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
minus-squareHakFoo@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoGoung for the plausible deniability aspect. Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month ago“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???” -massive explosion in background- *ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
Liberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
Too bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members.
Red states don’t have shit.
As the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.
They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
I salute you, sir.
Sabotage on Texas?
Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.
Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
-massive explosion in background-
*ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”