•Try not to be a dick
•No means no
•An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.
- Do unto others, etc…
- Don’t punch down. Ever.
- Hydration is key.
- An object at motion stays in motion
- An object at rest stays at rest
- Don’t push the big red button
- Entropy must always increase with time in a closed system
Always ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
Act to honour and recognize all humans as human. This is Said’s Law.
Act to sustain human security. This is Cura’s Law.
Act to accept responsibility for each action, especially where it guides future actions. This is Sartre’s Law.
- No forfeit when only 1 goal down.
- Less hero, more teammate.
- This is rocket league.
A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
“Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown”
Yes, you should shut the system down as a response to an Over-Current Protection fault
I think I need a vacation from functional safety
Would that vacation mean finding non-functional safety? Or functional non-safety?
You’re fired!
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Do not kill, or through intentional action cause physical harm to another human being, except in defence.
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Every human has the right to their own body, thoughts and words, upon which nothing except the above law shall infringe.
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Where it does not conflict with previous laws, respect physical property of the public and other individuals - it is not to be destroyed, taken or abused without permission of its holder(s).
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be excellent to each other
party on dudes
pay me, specifically me, tribute in gold and silver on the last day of every month
I am going to take this as if you mean universal laws that cannot be violated and not laws imposed by a state. These are 3 rules that I think if everyone followed would lead to a world better than the current one.
- treat other as you would wish them to treat you
- work to provide for those who are less able than you
- don’t knowlingly pursue unsustainable or unachievable goals
You can probably trim that down by one.
- Treat others as you would have them treat you.
- Pursue a useful existence.
But I would also add:
- Treat yourself with genuine respect.
This feeds back into the first point.
- Be true.
- Be kind.
- Share.
Respect life, respect property, get consent.
Basically, people are people and deserve to be treated with equity. Any person is their own property, as is everything they own. If you want to physically interact with anyone’s property, get consent first.
- Read all laws following laws
- Follow all laws instructions
- Read the first law
No Murder.
No Rape.
No Pollution.
- Return your shopping cart to the corral when you’re done with it.
- Use your signal when turning or changing lanes.
- All passive income is taxed at 100,000%.
There’s a sweet monologue by George Carlin about the ten commandments.
I can’t find it quickly right now but he reduces them to three.
No, Carlin wasn’t religious but I love that monologue and it fits right in here.
UPDATE: https://youtu.be/CE8ooMBIyC8
