Or they’re from Detroit

It’s OK to be rude and cowardly sometimes, as a treat.

Perfect casting, too

Is that just regular pizza with rectangles on it?

Narrator: It didn’t.

Yeah, I’m similarly hoping for at least a spiritual BioShock successor.

I mean that I have a cabinet full of popcorn kernels at home

We should pop more often

At least one has room for a little creative exploration.

You’re way underestimating the BOM and engineering costs, and also eating directly into the shareholder value, communist.

At first glance this looked like it was going to be just another MOBA. Fingers crossed that this is more like Borderlands coöp.

Where’s my air popper gang at

The “beverage” one is a trap. It absolutely ruined my Pepsi.

Because that takes infinitely more resources than not doing it.

We’re all going to get what they deserve.

Or even better, use ImageMagick.

So, exactly what we expected

They’ll tear it apart before it implodes. There won’t be some easy return to normalcy.

Zelda would be better

Mine somehow got linked to my work MacBook, and it won’t even let me use my phone to authenticate. They really love that ecosystem lock-in.