It’s a schooner!

That’s also why they purposefully mispronounce it as “Anne Teefa.”

Your mistake was not expecting to need to replace all of the appliances.

Only 40%.

Still terrifyingly high.

They just sniff the finger

Oh yeah, I could ask any of my Iranian colleagues. Which actually exist this time.

Oh sure, I’ll just stop by one of the several Persian cuisine groceries on my block.

But no actually there’s a place a couple miles up I think I can find them, they had mahleb

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

You’re the same as literally every other person in the field with whom I’ve ever talked to about this. And it’s been a lot.

Is he ever not committing one?

Enough money can remove the barriers to happiness.

If I suddenly had enough money to not need to work on order to survive, I would still “work,” except it would be on my own terms, not someone else’s. There are loads of things I want to do and not enough time to do them. I dream of being able to prioritize my own time for myself rather than needing to sell a third of my life to a megacorp for bread.

The lowest-hanging fruit are jobs that exist solely to work against other jobs, e.g. the entire health insurance industry vs. literally every medical professional.

That looks phenomenal. Need to find dried limes.

Not homemade sourdough garlic bread?

I find it condescendingly sycophantic.

I made up a soup with spicy Italian sausage and spinach and you top it with grated Romano and it’s my wife’s favorite soup now.

“election”

The only thing to “get” is that the show was written solely to drive engagement: constant cliffhangers at the cost of a coherent or consistent plot.

Not like this

Never apologize for being old

Get mad at them for having the audacity to be so young