Nah, it’s shit-apples and shit-trees. I was just using pedantry as an excuse to make poop jokes.
Side note: the principal where I used to work would say “spotted dogs have spotted puppies,” about the kids who didn’t stand a chance to avoid a bad situation at school because they were raised by shitty parents.
I also once witnessed him telling a parent, “yes, I know your child is the most special kid at our school and that you’re a very special parent, which is why you feel you should be prioritized and why it’s okay for you to be rude. But I just need you to remember that I have all of these other special parents *sweeping arm gesture* whose kids are also the most special child at our school. So instead of endangering the other special kids, you’re just going to have to be a little bit patient like the wonderful special parent I know you can be.” Fucking epic.
Vince McMahon?
The rapist Donald Trump’s very close friend Vince McMahon?
The rapist Donald Trump who was also a very close friend of Jeffery Epstein’s?
The rapist Donald Trump who is also a very close friend of Jim Jordan?
The rapist Donald Trump who is also a very close friend of Matt Gaetz?
You don’t think there might be some sort of pattern, do you? I can’t quite tell myself, but I’m thinking maybe?
Coincidence, how could you think that? All of these men have been targeted by the lunatic left. There’s nothing to see here. /s
Shit apples Squiddy
I usually shit poop or farts. Sometimes both. I’ve yet to shit apples, but I’m intrigued by your directive. Any advice or procedures you can offer?
I think he means something along the lines of “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and the shit rolls downhill” or something?
Nah, it’s shit-apples and shit-trees. I was just using pedantry as an excuse to make poop jokes.
Side note: the principal where I used to work would say “spotted dogs have spotted puppies,” about the kids who didn’t stand a chance to avoid a bad situation at school because they were raised by shitty parents.
I also once witnessed him telling a parent, “yes, I know your child is the most special kid at our school and that you’re a very special parent, which is why you feel you should be prioritized and why it’s okay for you to be rude. But I just need you to remember that I have all of these other special parents *sweeping arm gesture* whose kids are also the most special child at our school. So instead of endangering the other special kids, you’re just going to have to be a little bit patient like the wonderful special parent I know you can be.” Fucking epic.
Wow. He deserves a medal.
Shit apples
LOL. I need to watch more of that show
It’s worth the watch just for the Rickyisms
Any scene with Robb Wells and John Dunsworth playing off each other is usually gold too
“I fuckin towed a so!”
Swallow whole apples
I tried, failed, and my disappointment is immeasurable.
You should have started with:
Vince McMahon?
Vince McMahon the rapist?
Wasn’t aware of that, but I’m not shocked.
He tried to force Rita Chatter ton to give him a bj but she refused and he raped her in his limo. Mario Mancini corroborated the events.
He also appears to have forced a paralegal into a threesome a few years ago and shit on her…