Why do the hookers get to decide it’s a brothel?
they lobbied congress
Congress is the brothel.
To be fair… There are too many in a brothel…
Right… Nobody ever complained
As long as there’s blackjack too.
I don’t care that Linux is talked about here. It’s just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It’s just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.
Does that really happen though? Maybe I just don’t notice it.
I guess it comes up in any thread about windows, in the same way a post about “google chrome adds whatever anti-feature” is going to have comments saying “firefox is way better”.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord Tux?
Hope you like your new saviour, Crappy AI Generated Arch Jesus!
snort
Looking at you c/linuxsucks
Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
Because they are wise in the ways of the world.
Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.
Literally
And figuratively
#SexWorkIsRealWork
If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.
Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.
Bragger
Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o
If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
As long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
Hey baby, I got all the distros and we can try them all, all night long.
Even Gentoo? 👉☺️👈
I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.
Hey! Hookers are street working girls.
You find whores at brothels.
Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?
And escorts?
Escorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”.
They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.
I can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.
Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for “eScorts: Uber for hookers”.
You know… That’s not a bad idea.
We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow.
Now, I’m not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.
How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday…
Did I say all of that correctly?
Lol still trying to decide if the linuxsucks community is entirely genuine.
Considering the mod will ban you for expressing literally the same sentiment as the OP and was posting multiple time daily, I think they are.
Must be a masochist
Very strange because the shoe fits. Most Linux users are masochists in some way. They actually enjoy understanding and configuring their software.
It’s more like going to a hotel, complaining that there are too many prostitutes, and then finding out it’s a brothel.
if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days
What’s a LiNUx?¿
An investment in yourself
You see, little @JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee, when a man loves a woman…. Birds…. Bees…. yada yada yada…. You get a baby brother or sister.
I don’t come onto Lemmy and complain that there are TOO MANY linux users…I generally make fun of the fact that the last time I heard, about 2 months ago, Linux is at an all time high userbase of about 4% of PC users. Linux has been around 30+ years, and has an all time high userbase of 4%.
How is that too many Linux users???
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See, the funny part is when the defenders of Linux get their panties in a bunch and downvote, and say things like “ACTUALLY IT’S BETTER THAN WINDOWS!!!”
Which is just engaging in whataboutism. I never defended Windows. Windows is a flaming dumpster fire, which self admits to spying on your screen activity, and sending that data back to HQ to monitor your usage. They promote that as a FEATURE of Windows 11 that you can’t turn off. They even backported it to Windows 10. They have forced updates. Users are not the end goal of Windows.
…and yet people would rather deal with all that, then switch to Linux. Which just goes to show what Linux users CANNOT admit to themselves. That Linux is a worse operating system for the majority of people purely based on it’s core concepts and user culture.
Then I get to laugh as Linux defenders get SOOOOOOO angry!!!
…but I never said there were TOO MANY!!!
people would rather deal with all that, then switch to Linux
Most people would rather deal with nothing. Most have a passing familiarity with Windows because they had to use it for work or school. But it’s not like they went out and specifically ‘learned Windows’. Most people just don’t give a shit about how a computer works and want it to just do the stuff they want it to do with as little knowledge required as possible. If they have to let the corpos spy on them, oh well.
For the other 4% of people, there’s Linux!
You’re suggesting that 96% of the PCs on earth are all work related PCs? NOBODY has a personal PC at home that they could install WHATEVER OS they wanted on? I just want to make sure I understand you correctly before I laugh wildly at your suggestion.
Laugh away! Especially since I didn’t suggest anything!
Not who you were talking to but most people who have a PC at home aren’t installing an OS on it. They’re using windows cause that’s what came out of the box. Most of us windows users wouldn’t go out of our way to install windows if Linux came preprogrammed. It’s more convenient to not install any damn thing.
Sometimes baiting is just too easy
