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This is why there was only one eye tower in Mordor.
Sauron shot his eye out with an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle?
pushes him down slide
Quick to anger, quick to Ho Ho Ho-ing
Imagine not using a shot of Ralphie in this outfit for this meme.
Now instead of Gimli breaking his axe on it, the kid shoots it, it ricochets, and then shoots his eye out
That wound will never fully heal
But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?
Poetry. Sheer poetry!
“A+, plus, plus, plus, plus…”
He was a great warrior … but Ralphie shot his eye out
