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I’m technically a millionaire, as many people who have worked a white collar job for 30+ years are. That’s calculated by the value of all your assets, not cash on hand. So if you bought a home in Austin in 2001 for $200k, you’re likely, technically, a millionaire in 2026.

In 2022 I got cancer (clean now) and I saw the medical bills. If I ever become ill for a prolonged period of time, my wife and I will be bankrupt well within two years. If the dollar collapses and takes our savings with it, we’ll be bankrupt much, much sooner.

IMHO, unless you are a Billionaire or multi(50+) millionaire, I don’t think a care free “retirement” is in the cards.

They can fix that for you. Helpful chaps.

We have an extremely fucked food supply.

That’s not the national guard’s charter.

Cyberpunk as a literary genre, and the Cyberpunk TTRPG in specific, are incredibly prophetic. In the Cyberpunk TTRPG (which predates the WWW), “the net” is eventually condemned (as in boarded up) because of AI and ia replaced by silo’d networks (think extended intranets).

There’s always Ted Cruz, and don’t call me Shirley.

For anyone trying to figure out what the angle is, MTG is trying to become the face of the American TERF movement. She’s going to milk that for years (if it catches on). Expect a book about the horrors she endured as a brave woman in the Magasphere.

I hate it when this happens

As for Pete Hegseth, well, the less said the better.

No, please say away.

That and/or…

They’re gonna take their lifetime pensions, millions in insider trading, and high value contacts, and get thw fuck out before the music stops.

Trump always hires C and D tier lawyers because they are the only ones that are willing to work with him. Given that he is president, this carnival of mediocrity often works against weak or unprepared victims. Taking on law experts at the top of their field, who can call on friends who are also the very best at their craft, and assigning someone with no prosecutorial experience just because she makes his peen feel funny, seems ill advised.

I just thought it was funny that it decided to brutalize Luke all on its own.

She got a man (Ooh)
You got a hand (Ooh)
And maybe you should stick to what you know

My wife used Xperia phones exclusively for years. The only real issues she had, and why she dropped them, was their mid tier cameras and the severe overheating. She switched pre-COVID, so maybe the CPU issue has been addressed.

I like to ask it to generate lyrics based on funny prompts. For example, I asked it to write a song from Darth Vader’s perspective about the fact that he never actually said “Luke, I am your father”. The results was just savage.

Hey Luke
I heard you kissed your sister on Hoth
I’m not mad
I’m just curious
'Cause I never kissed mine
Did you like it? Did she like it?
Do you regret it? Do you feel gross?
Did it feel weird when she kissed you?
I know that you never kissed before

She got a man (Ooh)
You got a hand (Ooh)
And maybe you should stick to what you know
Oh
You need to know\

I am your father (I am your father)
Luke
I am your father (Luke, I am your father)
No
I never said that
I never said that (No, I never said that)
No

That song was a mistake that got generated when I pasted the wrong clipboard into Suno’s Lyrics window on my phone and accidentally submitted it. It has not been processed at all. Suno has a “Remaster” feature that when you are happy with the generated song you can give it a few automated “mix and mastering” passes to generate a cleaner and more dynamic sound.

I’ve mainly used Suno to mess about so I didn’t want to pay for the upgrade.

Hoarding hobbies is a hobby.

Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.