Please don’t mug me.
Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750 Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200 Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150 Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15 Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15 Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10 Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10 Cash | - | Common | $33-$83 Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5 Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5 Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0This guy securities
Is a phone really legendary if every person you kill drops one? 🤔
It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.
If I’m in everyday clothes, a Leatherman Skeletor and a pair of ear buds.
If I’m at work… a Leatherman Signal and a pair of ear buds. And 8 zip ties.
Why precisely 8 zip ties? Only a few things need securing?
For bags of hardware (that get zip-tied to a removed panel for re-installation). Somehow all the zip-loc bags get used or lost, but tiny zip-ties just keep collecting in the bottom of my cargo pockets. So I always end up having zip-ties.
Drift skates and a crow whistle.
A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.
This is really intriguing for some reason… do you live in the eu?:)
Nope, Gulf Coast USA. But yep, that plus a couple other items would be my loot.
I also have a couple fun cards in my wallet, one is a Fresnel magnifying lens, which can be used to start fires, and another card is a folding pocket knife.
Edit: Also a multitool plus a spiked watch wristband coming up very soon. I’m not a fan of metal detectors LOL!
Loose change
Spaghetti will dump out of my pant pockets upon my demise
Thats not spaghetti 🤢
If I’m defeated at night: Three bottles of bourbon, a guitar, two tacos, and a beaten up cowboy hat.
If I’m defeated during the day: Bad code, a cup of coffee, and a gallon jug of water.
Pee
A small plain wooden box, with a gold-looking clasp.
Upon opening, the person would be granted anxiety, depression, empathy, and self-loathing, or an increase of the same, to the point they’d often wish they’d never existed.
If by “defeated” you mean “killed outright”, there’d also be a small slip of paper saying “Thank you.”
3 randomly rolled unique quality items off a table of 1000. All 1000 of them have flavor text that eludes to them having hidden stats, but actually 500 of them have no stats at all and the 500 others modify stats irrelevant to the game with things like “30% more percentages” and +0.0001% more ‽"
“30% more percentages”
This seems like a munchkin’s dream. Meta-items can be super overpowering
That’s the best part, I myself live for these things so I can ensure each item is tantalizing close to being abusable but never truly useful in any way.
I would have the RPG classic, a few medicinal herbs
A ukulele, box of wine, old junky necklace, and two quarters and credit card with a Very Difficult hacking rating.
A curse
I would explode like a creeper.
A god-tier travel mug, a rare leather armour (+1 vs cat claws) and a pair of comfortable walking shoes.
