I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
Jokingly: “Linux is free if your time is worthless”
Though this tongue-in-cheek tagline takes the “free as in free beer” misinterpretation of the term “free software”, I’ve always found it a fun way to describe the time investment you’ll need to make if you’ve spent your whole life using Windows before making the switch.
This hurts in my first Gentoo installation. Sharp, precise, and accurate pain.
Okay I will switch, please leave us in peace penguinlord
Fun facts:
- The backend of Microsoft’s biggest money maker Azure runs on Linux: https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/microsoft-showcases-the-azure-cloud-switch-acs/
- The most-used OS inside Azure is Linux: https://thenewstack.io/microsoft-linux-is-the-top-operating-system-on-azure-today/
- Microsoft is the second biggest contributor to open source software: https://opensourceindex.io/
- Microsoft has published their own Linux distro: https://github.com/microsoft/azurelinux
- Microsoft has published a support page on how to install Linux: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install
The OS wars are over, and Linux won.
In the server world, yes. The desktop is the place that needs to be won over.
WSL is sufficient for many Windows users and developers without privacy concerns motivating them to switch to a full Linux distro.
The desktop is dying.
I think the desktop is evolving, and may one day become effectively irrelevant, But there is still a long way to go before local compute goes away, which means a local OS is still needed.
Buy it, own it.
Its not windows
And when you tell your OS to poweroff it… powers off. Wow.
Amazing!
it’s like magic or somethin’.
And when you tell it to suspend or hibernate, it also powers off.
Or it is still turned on cause it failed.
valve’s success is the rebranding of flatpak wine fsync and dxvk as steam runtime and proton. people fucking hate Linux and will only use it by accident
That’s far too long. They could try and turn it into a ditty for an advert, but it wouldn’t look great on their merch.
Have it your* way.
*your way may involve several hours of configuration
Make Mac style advert showing everything from a touchscreen experience with fully integrated apps to the most advanced computing one could image
‘all in your hands, have it your way’
RTFW
“Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it’s Linux, G”
Yours to
make, yours to break.Good one!
You can fix it, really. :)
Free as in beer
That is more like a general FOSS than Linux
Or
Free as in work after hours
Like some kind of prostitute lover.
Free as in puppy
The penguin is merciful.
Linux, when you want to tell the computer to shut the fuck up and just do it’s job.
you don’t even have to tell it 😎 Linux is the silent dangerous type standing in a shady corner
“Good luck with those drivers, bud!”
Hurts So Good
*Hurds
