- cross-posted to:
- news@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- news@lemmy.world
Round two?
Wait! They got a new CEO?
GO! They got a new CEO!
Yeah, every story like this plants a seed in someone’s mind to be the next Luigi. UHC executives are cultivating their own demise.
Funny way to spell murders
Question -:why is there no website that lists and compiles these issues?
Is it shutdown by their legal?
Maybe someone could start a database distributed as torrent. So many people can host it and spin up as needed?
Be the change you want to see in the world
I’m a us citizen, but naturalized. Meaning they can accuse me of terrorism and deport me, whereas for Americans born here - they can’t really do that. Has to be someone born in us.
Doesn’t matter if you were born here or not, you just need to look like you would fit white in with their idea of normal.
Whereas a born American can just be accused of terrorism and be thrown in jail for god knows how many years?
If you’re not willing to be the change then it doesn’t need changing.
I bet their CEO is not the only one who bleeds.
they have infinite ceos
Funny. I’m pretty sure by that logic there are also infinite something else.
yea? what is that
“Coma victims have poor aim” United Health, prpobably
Brb loading my gun
A medically unnecessary coma thank you very much 🤔
Ai: “It is safe and profitable to deny this claim as she is unlikely to seek vengeance.”
AI forgot all the people who will seek vengeance for her, however…
I bet the new United Healthcare CEO (or whomever is in currently in charge) is le pooping their pants right about now.
It’s “whoever”.
who’m’st’ve’er
who’m’st’ve’er’nt
M’who’m’st’ve’er’nt’lady?
Hey hey let’s leave the Welsh out of it
And cleaning it up with hundred dollar bills.
Fuck these rich assholes
Super Mario Bros 2025
Bing, Bing, Wah-gunshots
You must wonder if the board has a death wish at this point, otherwise they must be confident their 24/7 security is up the task
I think they probably count on the Edward Snowden effect - i.e. people are massively outraged for a few weeks, then they lose interest, move on to the next hot topic and nothing changes.
Well shoot, what can be done to fix this?
CEOs will be blown away by the answer.
I’m not sure, but I bet someone is losing their mind over this problem!
Let’s take aim at this problem
Whatever idea we come up with is worth a shot
Your second word.
Stephen Helmsley:
He was managing partner and chief financial officer at Arthur Andersen.
Super shocking that he was doing insider trading at UHC. They hired a known crook and paid him tens of millions a year.
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I like how property is the first thing listed.
Tell me you didn’t go to law school without telling me you didn’t go to law school.
Edit - As American prisons are a form of institutional violence, your warning that posting Wikipedia links “could be in violation of Federal law” is in itself a call for violence against the original poster. You can self report to the gulags.
Hemsley: He is a member of the National Executive Board of the Boy Scouts of America, the organization’s governing body.
I’ll put the CEO in a coma.
And you would be NOT GUILTY
And I’d vote you not guilty.
Dial L for Luigi