Well I mean so does Linux its just if you sigkill everything sure its brutal

Keurig tried this and they literally exited the market. Bartesian is mid.

A legitimate set of Kuka or ABB arms mixing drinks? That would be badass.

Who could have seen this coming?

9 years from now when corn harvests collapse you’ll get it

I believe Alberto, but I am less incline to believe Bungie.

Fuck it we ball. *gets a needle*

I find the amount of gambling present outright obscene

HOW IS HE WORTH A TRILLION DOLLARS

“While computers are mechanical, the processes must be dictated and implemented by a human. Therefore, the only person culpable when a computer does something, is the human who wrote the instruction set, code, or algorithm.”

If we interpreted the problem with human culpability and consequences, a whole lot of bugs would stop disappearing from software right quick.

You can also stick it into a microwave and make sparks

I literally said on Bluesky to “dig out your Mastodon accounts” and people took an offense to that. WHAT

And now they’re just a patent, DRM, and licensing company.

https://youtu.be/tcUwQbnSEEA

“A great AI-generated game before the end of next year”

Oh wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.

Hacker News is a site full of tech cultists and apologists.

…that it exists?

There’s never NOT been a time when Rails hasn’t been embroiled in some kind of drama but here’s a summary of what’s been happening lately

System76?

As a former long-time Ruby developer who also used Rails (Ruby since 2006, Rails came along for me later), I’ve always known DHH was a total douchebag.

This is where every discussion and topic involving DHH has begun and ended for me. If Oxford defined “techbro” his face would be the illustrated example. He’s the prick Zed Shaw warned us about. And everything, EVERYTHING, that has transpired in the past year, is entirely on brand for him. He is a narcissist, a sociopath, a racist, Elon Musk fart huffing fascist piece of shit; and nobody in the Ruby community should have given him any quarter. I KNEW THIS IN 2008.

And yet, here we are, 17 years later.

I write and maintain Laravel for a living now.

I don’t even know what the fuck Hyprland is because I am firmly in the Ubuntu ecosystem

First rule of a PR crisis that has high online visibility is to stop talking.