It doesn’t bother me, I’m of the opinion you should wipe until you see blood either way.
Bring a backpack. I keep real toilet paper in mine.
Seems like a hanlons razor kind of thing
I never watched Battlestar Galactica.
Hanlon was an exceptionally clumsy Gold who had a habit of murdering lowColors with his razor by mistake.
Lol, did you google that wrong and get the BSG episode titled “Razor” ?
Maybe this also …
Be happy if you get single-ply paper. Some places have half-ply.
They probably want us grateful for one ply. Soon, they cut costs even more and just give us the raw unprocessed stuff, plywood.
Some places have recycled ply, aka re-ply.
I thought it was for flushability. That paper disintegrates almost instantly once it hits the water, I’m pretty sure that saves the money too by preventing clogs.
But it would make sense that it’s for discouragement…
Any toilet paper will do that. I promise you can’t clog a toilet by only using toilet paper, unless you use a whole roll or more.
As a father… of 2 girls… and a wife. I promise, you’re wrong.
I have three of those super flush toilets. I cannot clog it… I’ve completely filled the fucking thing with shit and it flushes. The other gender in the house? They’ve done it twice so far. We’ve had this house for about 8 months now. I’m baffled.
Edit: Typos
How certain are you about the amount of toilet paper they used?
You’ve tried filling it with man shit. You haven’t tried filling it with woman shit.
Right?! My wife and daughters clog the toilet with their concrete-like 💩far more often than I do (even factoring in that there’s more of them)
I use that stuff at home because we have old pipes and a bidet. Only need the TP to dry off anyway.
They use one’s made for large office buildings in large office buildings. It breaks down in the plumbing system. You can use the luxury ones at home because you’re only flushing a few times a day and it’s a generally short trip out of the house into the sewers. Office buildings see much heavier flushing and that good good might create expensive clogs in their complicated plumbing systems.
Now if we are talking small office and not a whole building then yeah your boss is just cheap.
Explain high rise apartments/condos.
OP wants you to believe Trump uses single ply in Trump Tower.
depends.
I suggest the infrastructure. A high rise apartment block will have much better plumbing and capacity as it is designed to handle every apartment having at least one bathroom and toilet. And realistic expectations would be many of those are in use at the same time as people get ready around the same time in the morning for work.
An office block has to fit minimum requirements so that is enough toilets per floor to meet regulations and unlikely many or any showers / baths. And not every bathroom is going to be in use at the same time - there will peak times of course but not every employee on the toilet at the same time.
When building an office block they’re not going to have anywhere near the same infrastructure as an apartment block. It’s one of the reasons it’s expensive to convert an office block to apartments.
Best case is probably to design as if all objects of interest do a thing (e.g. all toilets, faucets, etc. flushed at once)
Unpopular opinion: I prefer single ply.
My old roommate loved single ply. He thought the soft thicker paper was not worth it.
I also like to touch my own asshole
I haven’t worked anywhere that does this since about 1995.
It could be both, but be careful not to assume malice when apathy is much more reasonable.
Any thought they put into getting you to not poop on company time will run into the issue of it taking longer when you do anyway. Much more likely, they’re just looking at hard numbers.
They see a number for facility costs, they see a way to make the cost number smaller, that’s as far as their interest goes. “Make cost go down” is one of those simple motivations that can be directly linked to just about any managerial decision that doesn’t instead connect to “Make revenue go up.”
Eh, probably not imo. Most companies are just cheap, especially if they’re using those commercial dispensers designed to reduce excess use.
Most company leadership just isn’t that deep. They go through the supply catalog, order whatever’s cheap or whatever they’ve always ordered and then go about their day.
the cheap af tp and the dispensers that lock up the oh, so precious supplies, is also to prevent theft.
Mhm. It’s easier to get bulk garbage thin paper. When I go into the office, I have my own stash of the nicest plush TP available so my ass doesn’t bleed. I miss my bidet when I have to leave the house D:
Me laughing at this.
I still drop duces at work and don’t give a fuck. It’s my third/fourth break of the day for me.
Bring your own toilet paper.
A portable bidet. Office poop gamechanger.
I will still shit there. And if it takes more time because of the “shitty” condition they put me into, well, jokes on them
