SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square303fedilinkarrow-up1959arrow-down113
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minus-square4am@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up75·2 days agoA TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat. If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
minus-squareLumiluz@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoWhat? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agoHe probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoThere must be more join statements than column names
A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.
If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
What? You don’t run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
There must be more join statements than column names