- The Tesla (sorry, Tesler) ad copy the president read in the White House driveway didn’t give it away? This administration can be bought without any strings attached 
- At this point, I think debasing his office is a sexual fetish. That also lines up with the pee tape. - At this point, evidence suggests, he kegstand’d a urinal and gobbled down three turds and a cigarette butt. 
 
- So we’re reaching the One Nation under Copyright stage. 
- Uh huh. And where would these proceeds be going exactly?? - Oh. You know. 
 
- The what? - Think of it in a similar context to a ‘three legged race’ except it’s kids pushing eggs to ‘roll’ them towards a finish line. It’s an annual event held on the south lawn. 
 
- As someone who is atheist/satanic, until I clicked the article I was like ‘wtf do rolls [food] have to do with eggs and bunnies?’. I’m still pretty confused - I assume they roll some eggs down a slide or something - but apparently it’s a tradition so it doesn’t have to make sense. - This is like a contest between the vegan, the lawyer, and the atheist. 
 Who will be the first to let you know?
 Can’t wait for the three-in-one.- I went to Harvard, so I know quite a many other Harvard graduates, and Yale. Princeton. - Are you fluent in Esperanto? - I’ve been accused of having an enviable Dartmouth. 
 
 
 
- Here’s another: my family has a traditional Easter breakfast featuring “cheese”. But this “cheese” is eggs. - I don’t see anything like it online in the brief time I looked, but I imagine I have to some how break free of search results only containing contemporary and sponsored links and I just don’t have the time now 
 
- Sponsored by hooters? 








