Midnight Wolf

Re: the bull testicles, do they come pre-seperated from the bull or do I need to really upgrade my medical and dental insurance first?

I don’t think of having ‘shit nuggets’ as a positive attribute, but uh…

I assume you’re not from the US, but it is funny to think about. ‘oh darn I forgot to get eggs, gotta cross the border again brb 2h’

The difference between the two types of dumbass is that at least one of them has some semblance of real-world experience, so you’d expect better from them.

While both are shit, it’s a true example of the grass being greener on both sides.

AWStats

“are you in good hands?”

(only people from the states will get this)

2 and 3 are solid games that do their own thing. Shit goes sideways after that though, too much lsd or something. Lost its unique identity in the silliness.

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson this kitty lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man cat who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

🐈

lmfao I’m over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I’m now almost crying

Birthday? Believe it or not, jail.

Sun: no more free power for you click

Every living thing as eternal darkness consumes us: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

$500,001

“booooring”

‘hey bro, if you sign up for the executive membership, I’ll tell you where to find some kitties’

‘phasing through the telephone Y E S’

Well now I’m really not gonna stop

It’s one main dev, another doing android, and supporters (I myself have been firing off ideas, suggestions, and issue tickets, and trying to help other users). An electron desktop program is in the works too.

I setup a Haven (Github) self-hosted instance and am slowly dragging friends over as the dev pumps out features. All the important stuff is already available, still more on the way. Also has things like E2E, which I don’t care about for my community/server, but it is nice to have.

Me: robs bank

Police: we have evidence you did it! Show then the tape

Me: sues the police

Police: Pikachu face

I’m in a pretty large town and the only ones that were open later were Walmart, from what I recall. I don’t think we even got 24h Walmart locations until the late 2000s.

But it has been 25 years, maybe age is getting to me…

Who goes to a Kmart 17 miles away at 8:30 at night? Didn’t Kmart (and most stores in general) close by 8 or 9? Even closing at 9, if you drove 17 miles at 40 miles an hour assuming zero traffic or other issues, you’d just barely make it to the store, let alone have time to shop. Awful cover story. F-.

I expect this assignment re-written from scratch, and the rough draft peer reviewed before a final hits my desk. Due Friday, minus 10 percent for the extension.

Is your refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt.