Midnight Wolf

“June”

Silly, now how am I supposed to put the key in after I jammed the battery in the hole?

Something something GTA Online, something something life imitates art

I got to the second row thinking ‘this is familiar…’ and then my brain went ‘MAIN SCREEN TURN ON’. Classic.

Like that episode of Seinfeld with the guy who always refers to himself in the third person

Freedom of Form Foundation is working on this (and the rest of the body) :3

Str… straight people? What is that? Are those those that didn’t get their programmer socks in their welcome kit? Oh, the humanity!

Binary Eye says ‘no code detected’ so back to the drawing board boys

I bought pants a couple of years ago for a trip to Chicago in December, since the ones I have didn’t fit and hadn’t been worn in 15 years; it was in the 20s (F) the whole week, plus wind chill. Typically, mid 30s and up, shorts. 35 or 120, anywhere in between.

I live in a desert so shorts all the time really.

If you pulled this move stateside, you’ll be run over at best and beat by an angry mob at worst :p

“I want to confuse everyone at this intersect and start a fight when I am involved in a 3-vehicle pile-up that was absolutely not my fault”

Smh global warming is hitting us all, even icebergs are lit

This is what I use, though I run it on a local server that checks services that it runs (update breaks something, etc) and then also reaches out to the vps (and more) for status checks. Have it check services that are accessible by an access control rule, so the server is protected but you have updates on exactly what is having issues.

I dunno if it would help, but between my my phone and my computers (and one of my local servers) I use KDE Connect. Read about whatever I’m working on with the phone, share > kde > device, boom the clipboard is filled with whatever, or the link is automatically opened. Then proceed with the thing on my computer. Need to think or read about something but need to step away from the computer? Just copy it on the desktop, and again the clipboard is filled on the phone.

And of course sharing tabs on Firefox/derivatives.

finally make some money

first to reach 1T

those poor scrappy startups, they need to finally turn a profit

What a piece of crap, this thing didn’t warn me about the bridge being closed and jammed up because of a car fire. Stupid paper…

Default search engine? Google. Apple Intelligence? Believe it or not, also Google.

I thought this was a joke ad for a dev convention. Come on over and build something great at Comap(p)s 2026! We have a friendly competition where the team who builds the most feature-rich app all get programmer socks!

The best kind ;3

I’m getting mixed signals here, am I supposed to be naked or?