Midnight Wolf

finally make some money

first to reach 1T

those poor scrappy startups, they need to finally turn a profit

What a piece of crap, this thing didn’t warn me about the bridge being closed and jammed up because of a car fire. Stupid paper…

Default search engine? Google. Apple Intelligence? Believe it or not, also Google.

I thought this was a joke ad for a dev convention. Come on over and build something great at Comap(p)s 2026! We have a friendly competition where the team who builds the most feature-rich app all get programmer socks!

The best kind ;3

I’m getting mixed signals here, am I supposed to be naked or?

I do it because I want to use them on my trip, but :P that’s amusing

I’ve been ‘randomly’ screened all but one time for ‘extra security’ in the last decade (around 12 times). I’m a disabled dude who uses a cane for very short trips, and a chair for things like (shocking) dealing with the 30 minute trip to my gate. I even have PreCheck, because trying to take my shows off and open my luggage when the right half of my body is basically deadweight isn’t the greatest experience.

Also most of these times (10, I think) I also had one or both bags (carry-on and stowed) searched, because of ‘unusual’ or ‘suspicious’ objects. The objects in question have once been a laptop (those damn suspicious rectangles!) and the rest were bad dragon dildos. The first time it happened I was embarrassed, but by the 3rd time, I was smirking as they pulled out a big black canine cock, highlighter-pink liger (lion-tiger hybrid) cock, and/or a small marbled purple and cream liger cock, realizing that they are holding it up to inspect it, showing it to everyone in the area - including the children - and then very quickly stuffed it back into the bag.

The only thing tsa is good for is making people lose $125 (or whatever the price is now), embarrassing them, and showing dicks to underage children, essentially.

It’s like a baby tooth. Put it under your pillow and you’ll have a suprise in the morning!

You don’t burn files to a flash drive through, that only applies to optical media.

Yes, I’m the life of every party, why do you ask?

Me, getting the monthly issue of The Onion (America’s finest news source, btw): hello

Ehh the range was fine, I had a pretty degraded battery (nearing the required threshold for battery replacement) and it still got 75-80 miles on a charge consistently, and 5+ miles per kilowatt. The battery chemistry got a refresh in… 2013? To help defend against this. I live in the place that was most impacted by this, actually. The battery really doesn’t appreciate being fast charged in 115F (air) temps.

Afaik gen 2 still lacked active cooling, unless they fixed that. I’d like to get another gen 1, do a battery swap and heat pump upgrade, and enjoy it. That car was fantastic, other than wishlist items like AWD and getting more power, it was perfect.

hahahahahaha

Ehh the EV1 wasn’t really mass-produced, it was also lease-only so GM could crush them for that sweet sweet oil bribe money.

Fuck you, GM.

It was reasonably priced and started with the 2011 model year (I had one!). The Roadster was the only Tesla available at that time, and the Model S was released for the 2012 model year, but the base model cost 2x+ the cost of the top-trim Leaf.

It was popular because it wasn’t trying to impress anyone, and had the price tag to back it up.

But with Uber and Lyft, you’re given a price upfront. I’ve read horror stories about shady taxi drivers with all of those examples and tricks.

The Leaf was the first mass-produced affordable EV in the states

less easy to find

Me, looking at every Nissan dealership nationwide for the last 15 years: …

Just need to spice up the conversation.

Me: “so what is your stance: knotted canine cocks, or barbed felines? Because for me I love a big bulbous knot, but a big kitty that knows how to work it can make me leave claw marks on the bed frame”

Driver: accelerating at full-throttle to make this trip end as fast as possible

Me: “but the sweet spot is hybrids, I mean why settle for one when you can have both, y’know?”

Driver: bails out of the car

Me: “hehehe, works every time”

“wait why is there only 1 dogecoin in here?”