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minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up61·21 days agoWake up, babe. New time increment just dropped.
minus-squareATDA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·21 days ago59 days of Hegseth workng for this admin ÷ 11 days per Scaramucci ≈ 5.36 Scaramuccis
minus-squareoxysis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·21 days agoAnd how many heads of lettuce is that?
minus-squareBarbarian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-221 days ago59 / 49 = 1.2 Hegseconds / Truss. Alternatively, the Truss / Scaramucci conversion would be 49 / 11 = 4.45
minus-squarebamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·21 days agoHow many Scaramuccis are in a Hegseth?
minus-squareBlindFrog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·20 days agoFor those out of the loop as I was: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement#Scaramucci A Scaramucci (or Mooch) is 11 (sometimes 10) days and is named after the length of White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci’s tenure under President Trump. Further reading, because I like further reading: https://web.archive.org/web/20190831011113/https://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon
Wake up, babe.
New time increment just dropped.
I suggest a “Hegsecond”
What’s that in Scaramuccis?
59 days of Hegseth workng for this admin ÷ 11 days per Scaramucci ≈ 5.36 Scaramuccis
And how many heads of lettuce is that?
59 / 49 = 1.2 Hegseconds / Truss.
Alternatively, the Truss / Scaramucci conversion would be 49 / 11 = 4.45
How many Scaramuccis are in a Hegseth?
For those out of the loop as I was: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement#Scaramucci
Further reading, because I like further reading: https://web.archive.org/web/20190831011113/https://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon