meanwhile, my family: “just don’t be gay for the next 3 and a half years, we don’t need to leave”
… Right, I’m sure they definitely leave office as scheduled and I’m sure with how quickly things are progressing I’ll still be around to see them do so. Yep. Definitely. 👍
Ah, that’s what that feeling was – here I thought it was seething rage building up inside me, now I know that was simply my affinity for dick leaving my body.
meanwhile, my family: “just don’t be gay for the next 3 and a half years, we don’t need to leave”
… Right, I’m sure they definitely leave office as scheduled and I’m sure with how quickly things are progressing I’ll still be around to see them do so. Yep. Definitely. 👍
Don’t be gay? I bet you became straight as soon as you heard that magical sentence
Ah, that’s what that feeling was – here I thought it was seething rage building up inside me, now I know that was simply my affinity for dick leaving my body.
I nearly became straight just reading the sentence, I can imagine it’s power said out loud. Welcome to straight land!
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