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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    PACE YOURSELF! 5 beers/hour

    Open bottle of tequila

    You’re not following the instructions!

    • Kanda@reddthat.com
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      It doesn’t limit tequilas/hr

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      Tequila isn’t a beer, there were no rules stated about tequila, thus there are no rules against drinking tequila, it’s fair game.

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      you have to pregame at least enough to be able to talk to the girls and not just hide in a corner

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        My talking to girls level is two drinks past pushing rope territory.

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          Damn man, that blows.

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          Thats unfortunate for you. Im sorry to hear that

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      “Name: Michael” in case he isn’t following instructions.

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