• spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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      4 days ago

      if we tried to take over the world we’d get to the point of having an orbital plasma cannon array aimed at the world’s capitols and defense command centers, make the “surrender or get glassed idiots lol” announcement, then realize we can’t find one of the keys you need to turn to fire it