He is a Babyman
A stimkin man
And sometimes he’s a chimkin man.
He’s begging on his knees
Mommy please
Won’t you give me zoppity"
He’s a Sphynx. His name is Babyman, he’s stinky, and when he acts a fool we call him Chimkin Man because he looks like an uncooked chicken flailing around the house.
Zoppity is his freeze-dried venison food, named after a reference from The Office. “Bippity boppity, give me the zoppity.”
To the tune of Industry Baby:
He’s a Sphynx. His name is Babyman, he’s stinky, and when he acts a fool we call him Chimkin Man because he looks like an uncooked chicken flailing around the house.
Zoppity is his freeze-dried venison food, named after a reference from The Office. “Bippity boppity, give me the zoppity.”