A shitty admin works with a shitty propaganda machine to produce shitty bullshit.
George Washington would be super happy to see what we’ve become. Sorta like how Jesus would be stoked by the Prosperity Gospel.
(Jesus was not a historical figure. He was originally a figure in heaven. Now let me really blow your mind: Washington also wasn’t a historical figure. He was originally the devil in hell! I’m joking of course, shut up, I need gallows humor to not be depressed by this shit. The bit about Jesus was not a joke, however.)
USA! USA! USA!
According to his will, he also owned 124 slaves at the time of his death.
It’s so fucking jarring to consider such a thing. Imagine being told somebody you know owned over 100 other humans just like yourself and that being factual.