Why you should know: a number of reasons. My boss used to throw bologna slices at moving vehicles either as a prank or out of road rage. What made me think you should know is an incident that happened to a friend the other day where they saw an ex’s car following them. That could be a subtle way to mark dangerous cars to alert others of stalkers or other such dangerous people.

  • PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca
    57·
    2 months ago

    My boss used to throw bologna slices at moving vehicles

    Did he have a road rage cooler all ready? Were they pre-sliced and ready to go for this occasion? Would he go to the grocery store and pick up some road bologna?

      • AJ1@lemmy.caEnglish
        7·
        2 months ago

        never leave home without your lunchables

        or your dinnerables, for that matter. not sure about breakfastables or second breakfastables though

    • AJ1@lemmy.caEnglish
      11·
      2 months ago

      so what was the job? if your boss had time to whip lunchmeat at moving vehicles… what was he paying you to do?

    • AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      6·
      2 months ago

      This is my thought too, did he just have them on hand and ready all the time?

      Or were they like…sour smelling slices he kept in a weird tupperware on the passenger seat.

  • guylacaptivite@sh.itjust.works
    43·
    2 months ago

    Protip. Eat the bologna. Use brake fluid if you want to ruin car paint. It’s hard to wash off without solvent and it will dissolve clear coats, paint and fog glass

    • AJ1@lemmy.caEnglish
      221·
      2 months ago

      for some of us kids, it’s a bit easier to come by a slice of balogna than a pint of brake fluid. that said, I’ve known the many benefits of brake fluid since I was just a 12 year old dipshit in grade 7

  • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io
    9·
    2 months ago

    These are the useless kind of you should know facts that I need in my life.

    Could hot dogs serve the same purpose in a pinch?

  • AJ1@lemmy.caEnglish
    72·
    2 months ago

    YSK: I’ve known this since I was in middle school in 1987