1861 it’s sweet except for when it’s not

Or as I’ve been calling it… SCrOTUS

Yes then I’d take 6 months off, no brainer.

I have 3 pets and smoke a shitload of medical weed next to my computer, it gets disassembled and deep cleaned quarterly or it overheats lmfao can relate

Imagine being so cucked that you give away your already incredibly narrow and ever shrinking powers. What a fucking buffoon.

I mean hes done it before with no consequences so we’ll see

“Obviously nobody else is special because just I am, duh”

-these fuckin’ guys

I wish that were true

The Color Out of Space, I think he does really well in that and it’s scary as fuck.

The Wicker Man, because of the scene with the bees is priceless.

And of course, Mandy. I will not elaborate further, just watch it.

Your house isn’t level. Nobody’s is. Get it to look right and that’ll be good enough

I don’t like Gavin Newsom, but I really hope he does this. It would be so funny 🥲

Probably like some Brian Eno

Revved up like a deuce, in the middle of the night

Listen I’m not saying it shouldn’t be better. But I’d rather vote for a Musk funded Democrat than a Trumper. I would love to live in a reality where Citizens United never happened and money is banned from politics, but the way it stands I would vote for a literal steaming pile of horse shit if it was running against Trump and I’m not sorry about that.

It’s because of your purity tests that we got Trump in the first place.

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good enough.

Execute the DOGE staffers

I feel like you don’t call the President of the United States a kid fucker to millions of people unless you’re serious. It’s possible but it seems pretty unlikely

We could but I mean he’s already got experience

Probably wake Cthulu