Looking at the headline, my first thought was, Florida. Reading the article just confirmed my bias.
We all knew it was Florida before even checking. What’s in the water down there?
Dead possums and human waste.
Happy cake day bro.
Lead pipes.
Honestly I suspected Appalachia, I didn’t even know Florida had marsupials
Judging from the facial sores in the mug shot, I’m guessing that the gentleman in question has a history of meth use.
Amoebas.
On behalf of the big possum lobby, “What the fuck my guy?”
This actually sounded somewhat impressive … but the Opossum was dead :(
Really kinda torn here. Obviously there are all kinds of red flags everywhere here, but in isolation I kinda feel like if someone shits on a possum, the proper response is, “not cool, Dale. I hope it bites your nutsack off.”
I’m not really convinced that’s an act worthy of arrest or a news article. I’m not saying it’s fine and honestly I don’t ever want to watch another person shit, just… shitting on a possum sounds like the sort of thing young drunk hicks would do out of boredom on Friday night that keeps them out of bigger trouble.
The article gives the impression that he was arrested and charged for shitting in public. The fact he shit on a dead possum didn’t contribute to his charges.
You really thought about this opossum shitting thing.
It paints a vivid visual…
Who amongst us, huh?
