I’m sure there’d also eventually be a raging debate at the table to whether pigeon poop, whilst technically being a “projectile”, counts as a “missile.” Then something like “Was the pigeon aiming for something?”
…In which case you could set that shield up in the town square and all the statues would be squeaky clean!
I hope while they were walking around, a projectile would just donk right into their shield on occasion, just to keep them on their toes. :)
They walk past a llama pen on the way back to the tavern.
Barkeep: “Uh… I’ll have Gretchen draw you a bath upstairs.”
LOL. That one’s really clever!
I’m sure there’d also eventually be a raging debate at the table to whether pigeon poop, whilst technically being a “projectile”, counts as a “missile.” Then something like “Was the pigeon aiming for something?”
…In which case you could set that shield up in the town square and all the statues would be squeaky clean!