Peter Parker should get some type of job in fashion. He designed and created his own stylish superhero costume by himself, so clearly he knows about fashion.
Working at a fashion company is also a good job that pays the bills, and he doesn’t have to worry about money while being Spider-Man.
It’s also not that time-consuming.
He’s probably got an insane body too. But the personality doesn’t work, I guess
The “alter ego is a nerd” thing didn’t make sense to me in my teens because I was like “yeah okay, these dudes are fucking shredded and athletic”. Then I found out /fit/ existed and I was like “oh, extremely in shape people can be social misfits too, nice”
Rock climbing is bang in the middle of the two circles “nerd” and “ripped.” Half the folk at my local wall are complete dorks (and I mean that affectionately) whilst also being slabs of muscle. Seems to be popular amongst people working in compsci/IT.