Damn. I’m taking stock of everything we’ve lost in the headline:

• no reference to “slammed,” “burned,” or other intense attack words
• accurate summary of the situation
• nothing overstated
• no key details left out
• isn’t a listicle
• nothing inviting the reader to see more by promising the rest of the headline in the article, none of that saved-you-a-click shit

My god, this might actually be good honest journalism!