West coast is pretty ideal. Any major city will do, make sure you’re in an urban environment for support, comfort, and a healthy society.

Make sure they can’t find you.

You need to leave.

Preferably in the next three to five minutes. Grab your shit and go. Even homelessness is better than this.

So, what, we use the materials from Mitch McConnell’s phylactery and use them to reinforce hers? Sounds like a plan, let’s do it. Exhume-a-zoom-zoom!

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Seeing as how you’re some sort of hardware tech, I bet the money I splash out on clothes would leave you bewildered. Likewise, sure, I use Linux, but only cause I want something reliable. I don’t fuck with it. I spend my money looking how I want to look.

Fuckin’ let people enjoy the things they enjoy. :/

You know shit about computers? Fuckin’ nerd. That’s an obsession.

You know what a hobby is? A hobby is what I like and enjoy, not you. Yours are obsessions, mine are hobbies.

O Arbiter of what is appropriate to know, what shall be deemed appropriate for these people to know?

Tell us what is appropriate to know, for clearly we are misguided and you are the last Arbiter of appropriate knowledge!

Don’t have to spend money to learn stuff. Let people have their hobbies.

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Oh, I’m so glad Windows 11 can’t be installed without consent via synaptic.

Of course, this is your only post so you’re prolly just advertising to us.

In that case, eat a dick.

You may want to consider playing a game that’s less psychologically abusive. Games with “energy” and timers that dictate that you play on their schedule, not yours, games with tiers of premium currency, games that demand you participate for events or miss out; these dark patterns are harmful to the psychological health, and you would do to walk away from this and play a game that respects your time, your availability, your effort, and your wallet.

Hi! Local comedian here! I can help field this.

Every time I do a show, I go in with the intention of being funnier and more interesting than what people are scrolling through. Usually but not always, I succeed. What makes this challenging is that all my shows are in the same venue every single time, on a regular schedule, which means I have regular audience members. I can’t let them down, so I get really prolific really fast. More material than Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, and every other goddamn hack under the sun, at the same fucking time (good comics excepted—shoutouts to Randy Feltface, James Acaster, and more). Most of it gets tested in my corporate call center day job, which gets me decent CSAT ratings.

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I did comedy as a day job instead of a night job. Would I enjoy telling the exact same show to a lot of different venues? Fuck no. Wouldn’t laugh at my own shit half as much.

I fly the Doug Fir every day.

Ah fuck.

Well, they’re not immune to getting killed.

Always.

The only good henchman (be they cops or ICE or whatever fresh new horrors Stephen Miller dreams up) is a henchman that’s been thoroughly perforated or otherwise separated in half.

Disable faceID and secure your phone with a strong alphanumeric pin (which can include spaces to make it easy to remember) of at least thirty characters before going into any sort of situation where you know henchmen will be.

If henchmen get the drop on you and you’re not prepared, then ideally keep a six-digit pin at all times. It’ll be easier to get into, but it’ll still take them lots of work.

I’m a white disabled trans woman, and I’m fuckin’ staying. Although it’s only a matter of time before the federal ungovernment turns its attention to my city, Portland, to leave would be to give up my home, and the only place I have known for an incredibly long time.

I will die eventually. That much is the only thing that’s true for me. My wave will move on to being just water somewhere else. Ideally, under peaceful circumstances. But it will happen here most likely.

I have friends to defend and friends to help, and they need help here.

Whenever something comes out of a federal office, I know it to be entirely untrue, highly antagonistic, and actively aggressive towards the people the office is supposed to be subservient to.

Bread is expensive as fuck and the circuses should not come directly from the president.

Her heart is literally hurting‽ You monster!