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Did he get back up?

chugs as much fluoride as a data center chugs water

Hello, I’m an antifa domestic terrorist and I’m in opposition to this regime. My username here is also my legal name.

Come on, Pam, come fuck up a stroke-addled disabled trans woman who doesn’t have the strength to lift a gun!

Cool, my fucking high school diploma has more merit and valor than a presidential medal of freedom.

Sliding? More like hurtling with reckless abandon.

So someone read Mortal Engines, and just lifted that whole concept.

Oh no, more threats of violence in Gaza, from the man who was shunned for the peace prize!

sigh

Taking up smoking looks to be a good way to deal with this reality.

Bad formatting.

Uninspiring poem.

Rather preachy.

Most folk aren’t arrogant. They’re scared and nervous.

There isn’t even a coherent message here.

Why the hell would we even surrender to Kim Il-Sung anyway?

This isn’t even a TIL post.

If I’m giving her the absolute benefit of the doubt, it just feels like she was an uneducated conservative parent who fell for Trump, and only just lately has she actually woken up to what he’s about.

It’s probably not as good as this though.

Kara, Detroit Become Human.

Four, I guess.

I’d kick the shit out of Stephen Miller.

I’ve stopped telling people I’m American. I just say Cascadian now. There’s at least a little distance there.

Fuck his couch in particular.

That’s because the rule of law is dead, the White House Chief of Staff says the president has plenary authority, and thus, they don’t need congress anymore. Thus, the Supreme Wanker of the House closes it down, and shit’s basically over.

I’m downvoting this because I don’t think Elon is important for gaming, and I think his game will be hot stinky dooky.

Trans people are who they say they are.

We know this shit. I’m so tired of arguing against bad-faith motherfuckers for my existence.

toki pona li pona.

I mean, I thought Japanese was super straightforward compared to English. I’ve been speaking English for three goddamn decades and I:

• still occasionally flip my Rs and Ls when I’m going fast and being careless
• have to pause a beat before saying “Canada” to make sure I don’t use the rhythm structure/emphasis pattern for “banana”
• sometimes just get really lost when I make a complicated sentence and have to stop and try again
• can barely remember that English speakers take pills, and not drink them (you don’t chew them, for fucks sake! Just say drink!)
• fucking hate that OUGH has more readings than most kanji
• realized a couple years into learning English, that English has twenty-six radicals, stacked horizontally, and they make a word, and that word may not be pronounced how the radicals suggest, and it’s best just to memorize 116,000 kanji-words (and you English speakers bitch about kanji so endlessly, not understanding the sheer absolute fucking monster you came from)