With the unlubed, thorny, gritty, legendary dildo of consequences!

Honestly, that’s a good age to die.

The graphics card in my laptop lets me play Megabonk and Dead Cells and Shotgun King. Do I need anything more than that?

The one you own is better cause no one can afford to choose anymore.

It’s always the ones I most suspect.

My parents once taught me how to use a payphone when I was a kid. I’m 40.

Your post is exactly correct.

Yeah, prolly. Saves wear and tear on the guillotine. Lots of pedophiles to get through after all.

If Elon dies, the heir raised with his values gets the stuff and perpetuates it.

This is how executive monarchy inherits in the corporate age.

I hope that when Elin Musk is guillotined, all of his family goes with him.

This does except his ex-daughter, who rightfully disowned him.

But of course.

Sometimes I google guillotines to feel better.

I’m the person who got married after finding her spouse on OK Cupid, I’m half of all the people that got a marriage cause of that site!

Honestly, if you set your standards really high, and your distance to global, it should work out.

I apologize that I didn’t meat your heretofore unknown posting requests. I’ll do better going forward.

I did it elsewhere twice. More than that seems a bit overkill, considering the account is on the front page twice, suddenly.

“Only through the breakening of one’s legs, can an orangutan ever be cooked well.”

—Benito Mussolini

That’s loser talk, get more livers. You can do it, all you need is a scalpel, a ladder, and a cooler!

You know GWAR would buy JD Vance for fifty bucks.

First, these jabronies need adderall.

Second, I need adderall.

I think we’re the same sort of jabroni.

…what the fuck?

Hi, I have attention-deprived homosexual disaster disorder, and I medicate with extreme amounts of caffeine.