Do you want 28 days later? Because this is how you get 28 days later.
Also, 12 Monkeys
contrary to popular belief, 12 monkeys does in fact contain less than 12 monkeys.
The real friends are the sexual disease monkeys we meet on the highway.
Also, it’s in the teeth. That’s how they track ya!
RemindMe! 28 days
RemindMe! 28 weeks
RemindMe! 28 years
Oh no! The Mississippi Legislature is going to be missing all of their GOP legislators!
Those would be rabid
*Truck carrying
aggressivemonkeys…I mean they were prolly pretty passive before they got heparpesvid!
Plus, being flung from a cage at highway speeds has been clinically proven to have an agitating effect on monkey dispositions.
Seems on brand for Mississippi
The truck driver said the monkeys were infected, the university they came from said they weren’t, but they do have some monkeys that are, but they weren’t on this semi trailer.
The truck driver probably knew the university had some infected monkeys, but before saying you “know” something, maybe actually have the facts.
And that, kids, is how your grand uncle brother daddy was born with a tail that gave people rona-her-titis.
So that’s where they all came from.
So, the monkeys are going to GET diseases then? Haha
Kids these days, this is closer to Outbreak than 28 days…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outbreak_(1995_film)
Hmm, so: “That last monkey, however, remained on the loose as of 2 p.m” AND “Wildlife and Fisheries department to help find the remaining monkeys.”
I mean, it could be that other, non-COVID/non-herpetic/non-whatever monkeys were also in the truck, but…
There were also the control monkeys, who only had the standard Motaba virus.
…bunch of escaped, infected monkeys are roaming the expressway.
Despite the sweltering heat, don’t unroll your windows…
'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.
Saw this in my feed and it took a bit to realize that it wasn’t from The Onion. Is there a name for the opposite of Eating the Onion ?
Not the onion…
Surrealization?
Planting the onion?
I’m just making shit up I don’t think there is currently an equivalent.
This headline sounds like the short description of a random ass made for TV horror movie.
