I’ve been in England a long time. If I keep my mouth shut, I can pass for a local. I dress the same and look the same. We’re in a small city far from London, so it’s not like there are that many Yanks roaming around here anyway.
My wife, on the other hand, is visibly foreign and has a much different experience living here. She encounters much more xenophobic micro-aggression, though most people are still polite.
But you don’t know how many are fooling you… I bet I could pull it off.
I’ve been in England a long time. If I keep my mouth shut, I can pass for a local. I dress the same and look the same. We’re in a small city far from London, so it’s not like there are that many Yanks roaming around here anyway.
My wife, on the other hand, is visibly foreign and has a much different experience living here. She encounters much more xenophobic micro-aggression, though most people are still polite.
“You speak English so well!”
“Thank you. Cambridge expected it.”
If you said “I bet I could pull it off, eh?”, then I would’ve believed you.
Sorry
damn this guys good
Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees?
They’re really good at it.
Why do elephants paint their nails red?
To hide in cherry trees.
Why do elephants paint their scrotums red?
To hide in apple trees
What’s the loudest noise in nature?
Giraffes eating from apple trees
Only flaw there: elephants don’t have scrotums.
So what can I compare Trump’s neck to?